1 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:05,598 Okay, Lynn. 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,860 While Monica and I are in Italy, I want you to get the mail, bring in the paper, 3 00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:11,460 and clean up after the party. 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,680 What party? 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,640 When this flyer was on my car. 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,720 Got it. Clean up after party. 7 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:24,180 There's just one thing. You haven't told me what to do in the event of your 8 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:25,180 untimely death. 9 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:28,000 Because of the current political climate? 10 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,600 No, because when Monica finds out the only reason you took her to Italy was to 11 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,800 tell her you quit your job, your Roman holiday is going to turn into a death in 12 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:35,800 Venice. 13 00:00:35,980 --> 00:00:36,980 Party, BYOB. 14 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:07,680 So you guys, this is it. What do you think? 15 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,540 Fabulous entryway. 16 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,720 Tony, this is the entryway, dining room, and living room. 17 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:15,720 Oh, yeah, and the bedroom, since the only real bedroom is for Jabari. 18 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:17,780 So the whole thing ends at that wall? Yeah. 19 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:19,880 Oh, girl. 20 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,300 You just hit me. 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 You're really poor. 22 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,080 The fleece looks pretty standard. So the only thing that's missing is your 23 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,560 signature. You know what, Joan? I don't really know now. You know what? I don't 24 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,020 know if I'm feeling it. You know, it does look a little small. 25 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:40,020 Oh, Maya, come on. It makes up in character what it lacks in square 26 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,340 Come on, sweetie. Sign the lease. 27 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,840 Lynn! 28 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:43,939 What do you think? 29 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:45,360 Hey, it has a roof on it. Take it. 30 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,539 Uh -uh, Maya. 31 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:48,419 Is this the bathroom? 32 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:51,740 Yes. I don't get it. Are you supposed to pee and shower in the same stall? 33 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,880 You know what? Tony's right. The bathroom is too cramped. 34 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,310 It's very European. 35 00:01:57,690 --> 00:02:01,330 Sign. You know, I don't know. I just... Lynn? 36 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:03,350 Hey, that's windows. Take it. 37 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:08,050 You guys, you know, I don't know if I feel comfortable living on the ground 38 00:02:08,050 --> 00:02:11,890 floor. No, no, no, no. Living on the first floor is great in the case of 39 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:14,390 emergency. You know, in case you gotta jump out the window. 40 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:16,250 Hey, that's true. 41 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,290 That's true. Think of it as insurance. 42 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:22,110 On those nights when you're considering suicide when this cracker box just ain't 43 00:02:22,110 --> 00:02:23,110 enough. 44 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:32,090 Nice work on the ARCO motion. 45 00:02:32,390 --> 00:02:35,750 My notes are in red. However, the key word is to think. Be so in your next 46 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,930 draft. Thank you, Sharon. 47 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:44,390 Once again, in the office, it's Miss Farley. It's all about respect in the 48 00:02:44,390 --> 00:02:45,750 workplace, which reminds me. 49 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:49,870 I think I figured out why the partners don't like you. 50 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:51,930 Excuse me? 51 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:55,670 The partners don't like me? Oh, I'm sorry. Respect you. 52 00:02:57,450 --> 00:02:58,450 Excuse me? 53 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:01,150 Forgive my bluntness, but it's all about the wardrobe. 54 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:04,750 The stiletto heels, the cleavage, the see -through tops. 55 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:09,330 Counselor, this is not a David E. Kelly show. The message that you send is more 56 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:11,010 interested in fashion than law. 57 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:14,830 With all due respect, I think that my work speaks for itself. 58 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:19,890 Well, your wardrobe is speaking louder and it's screaming restaurant hostess, 59 00:03:19,890 --> 00:03:20,890 please just button up. 60 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:23,910 Oh, one more thing. 61 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:27,450 I was wondering if you'd be interested in joining my book club. 62 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:31,190 It's a group of very powerful women, and I think you could benefit from some 63 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:34,930 influential role models. You do read things other than Vogue. 64 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:37,230 I'm a voracious reader. 65 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:39,790 Come on, Joan, it was a joke. 66 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:42,270 Yeah. 67 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:49,270 Joan, I'm simply trying to help you to get to the top. I mean, that's where you 68 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,270 want to be, right? 69 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:52,510 So can I put you down as a yes? 70 00:03:52,790 --> 00:03:56,330 Yeah, that'd be great. I'd be flattered. I might have to check my book. That's 71 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,330 the thing. 72 00:03:58,649 --> 00:04:00,790 Yes. We're reading The Emperor of Ocean Park. 73 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:02,210 Okay. 74 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:05,130 Did you hear all that? 75 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:07,290 Maya, I'm confused. 76 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:11,570 Is she for me or against me? You know, Joan, I really don't know, but I will 77 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:14,790 this. Now, if you're giving away any of those shirt tops, give them to me. I 78 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:17,170 mean, now that I've got red, it's put a real dent in my field trips to the 79 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:18,170 outlet malls. 80 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:22,910 You know what? Maybe this whole book club thing is her way of trying to bond. 81 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:24,890 mean, maybe it's a test. 82 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:27,240 Maybe... Joan, I'm sorry. 83 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,240 You know, since you're coming to the book club, do you mind possibly hosting 84 00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:32,900 Yeah, sure. 85 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:38,500 Or maybe... She's just using your ass. 86 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:46,940 Oh, hey. 87 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,959 Hey, hey, hey. 88 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:48,960 Hey, 89 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,440 do you need some help with your box? 90 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,460 No, I got it, brother. I'm cool. I got it. I got it. I'm your neighbor. I live 91 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,359 next door. 92 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,360 Unit 4. Right. 93 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:59,360 Yo, any serial killer can say they live in Unit 4. 94 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:01,820 All right, I'm going to need to see some identification, license, something. 95 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:06,900 Okay. All right, I see. And look at that right there. Uh -oh. Okay. All right, 96 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,820 well, this is good. Okay, I'm going to need to see you do this, though. 97 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,800 Oh, you got jokes. 98 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,220 I guess you want to carry this box yourself. 99 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,060 Well, actually, I thought maybe you could carry it. 100 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,140 Please. 101 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,320 Okay. 102 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,060 Yeah, I got it. 103 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:28,020 No! 104 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,560 Dang, girl! 105 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:31,340 What you got in here? 106 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,240 Weapons! I thought we were past a trust issue. Oh, well, we are, but I really do 107 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,139 have weapons. 108 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:42,680 Basically, I'm a woman alone, okay? And I... I mean, I'm a woman alone cleaning 109 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:43,840 my boyfriend Chignite's weapons. 110 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:48,680 You're a funny unit. Uh -huh. 111 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:50,820 Maya. 112 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,800 Jalen. Mm -hmm? 113 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:58,470 So, Jalen, you got someplace you need to be right now? 114 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,550 Well, what do you have in mind? 115 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:04,050 Form a box in the car. Excuse me. 116 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:15,590 William? 117 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:17,050 Si, bambina. 118 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:19,550 Why haven't you checked your office? 119 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:21,150 Because I'm on vacation. 120 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:26,410 With the most belladonna in the world. 121 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:33,130 Well, when I'm on vacation with an important man, I'm always more 122 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:36,870 when that important man checks his office. Because if they can run it 123 00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:38,630 him, he's not that important. 124 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:42,070 You know, don't you? 125 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:43,390 Know what? 126 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:44,530 Nothing! 127 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:50,320 William? What's going on at your office? Why are we in Italy and why are you so 128 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,480 nervous? Because my Italian's very shaky. 129 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:56,640 I mean, my Italiano is mucho shaky. 130 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:00,220 William. 131 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,520 I quit. 132 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,180 I didn't make partners, so I quit. 133 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:10,340 I've been out of the firm for about two weeks now. I wanted to tell you, it's 134 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:13,620 just... I've never been with a woman like you. 135 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:17,070 You know, you're sophisticated and you're beautiful, and I thought if I 136 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,550 you, I'd lose you. 137 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:22,970 Have I? 138 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:32,070 It's been fun. 139 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:36,870 Enjoy the rest of your trip. 140 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,390 Ciao. 141 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:45,330 William called. He told Monica. 142 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:47,390 She didn't kill him, but she dumped him. 143 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:49,150 Glory! Hallelujah! 144 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:50,650 Who did that? 145 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:54,230 What's the matter, Monica? Did you hear? You have to click it. 146 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:56,350 Don't wish William to be alone. 147 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:58,370 What? What's wrong with you guys? 148 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:00,510 I mean, don't wish anyone to be alone. 149 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:01,930 It's hell. 150 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,390 I should know. I'm living it. 151 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:06,890 Every night, you know, I just wander around that little room. 152 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:08,690 I'm lost. 153 00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:11,690 I don't even know what to do with myself. I swear, sometimes I feel like 154 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:12,469 going crazy. 155 00:08:12,470 --> 00:08:14,200 Girl, that's... That's why gerbils go mad. 156 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,280 You can't live in that little cage. 157 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,220 Get yourself a wheel or something. 158 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,780 It's not the space, Tony, okay? 159 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,420 You know, I miss having someone there to talk to. 160 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Hold me a night. 161 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,540 Take out the trash. 162 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:31,360 I don't know, you guys. I don't think I'm a person who's built to be alone. 163 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:35,299 If you give me Jabari's room for free, I'll take out the trash. 164 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,220 Oh, hell, I'll even hold you. 165 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,760 Maya, you just need to date. 166 00:08:41,289 --> 00:08:43,289 I have the perfect guy for you. Perfect guy? 167 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:44,830 What about me? 168 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,430 Oh, right. 169 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:49,270 I've got a man. I'm sorry. Have it? 170 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:51,690 Yeah. 171 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:55,970 His name is Darren. He's a dermatologist friend of Todd's. And before you say 172 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:56,969 no, he's black. 173 00:08:56,970 --> 00:09:00,590 Look, we'll double date. Blue Friday night, we'll pick you up? I can't date. 174 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:01,590 not ready. 175 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:03,450 She's the last time I dated. Ruined my marriage. 176 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,440 Well, one of us certainly is. 177 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:25,100 I didn't realize Propecia was so funny. See, what's so funny is that this woman, 178 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:27,680 I know, named her baby Propecia. 179 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,840 Wait till she finds out it's a drug for male pattern baldness, okay? 180 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:34,180 Oh, that's funny. I've got to call her. 181 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:40,260 Maya, did I mention that Darren and I interned together? 182 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,320 You know, I'm not really feeling the name Darren. 183 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 Too close to Darnell. 184 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,980 That's my ex -husband. 185 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,200 He let someone like you get away. 186 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:49,820 I tried to tell him. 187 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,820 So if you don't mind, I'm going to have to call you by your middle name. Now, 188 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:54,820 what is that? 189 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:56,459 It's Earl. 190 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:57,460 Oh, hell no. 191 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,240 Earl is the name of the guy who took my mom away from me. 192 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,860 Your mom was a lucky lady. 193 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,480 Huh? 194 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,540 Um, why don't you just call me Dr. Lucas? 195 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,640 Sweetie, I can't call you Dr. 196 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:11,100 Lucas because you're not a member of my HMO. 197 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,220 Lucas, now, any relationship to George Lucas? 198 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,540 You know, part of the Star Wars team? 199 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:18,220 Uh, no. 200 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:19,319 Are you sure? 201 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,120 I didn't see him on the family bus going to the Million Man March. 202 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:27,460 No, no, no. You guys laugh. Okay, but now he could be passing. 203 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,040 Right? A little tragic malacto. 204 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:31,900 Because he's got big money. 205 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,520 Big, big money. You can cash in. That's all I'm saying. Might want to check it 206 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,600 out. A little cha -ching. 207 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,720 I think I do okay as a dermatologist. 208 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,280 Oh, really? You do? Well, you know, no offense, but you're not the Papa Bush. 209 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,260 You're the black kid to make his kind of money. Oh, you know, speaking of 210 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,260 movies. 211 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:47,740 Speaking of movies. 212 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:50,710 Tony, keep up. We're not talking about movies. We are now. 213 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:53,330 Darren, man, your favorite movie? 214 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:56,570 Well, I like Psycho, but I don't think I should go there. 215 00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:03,550 It's been a really lovely, lovely evening, and I hope that we do it again 216 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:08,450 Boy, we haven't even had dinner yet. I think someone should probably go check 217 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:09,129 our reservations. 218 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:11,670 I'll do it. Hell, you will. It's no problem. Sit. 219 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:13,930 Excuse me. 220 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,650 points are almost secondary to character development. 221 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,970 I felt like I knew these people. 222 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:33,470 Well, enough about my opinion. Joan, what do you think? 223 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:41,050 Well, since I joined the group so late, and since I was asked to host, and by 224 00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:43,790 the way, there's a lot more crab salad in the refrigerator. Don't be shy. 225 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:49,350 Actually, only able to get to about page 200, but already. 226 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:56,600 Already I see a very rich allegorical thread, which I find very intriguing. 227 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,200 What's intriguing is that you would even venture an opinion when you're so 228 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:06,840 obviously unprepared. I hope you don't go into court like that, Counselor. 229 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,600 Well, Sharon, this is hardly court. 230 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,580 Oh, you allow your subordinates to call you Sharon? 231 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:16,340 How down with the people. 232 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,440 Joan? 233 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:22,400 We're all very busy women here, but we manage to read the book. 234 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,060 Yeah, this is true even those of us who write them. 235 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,780 Brilliantly. Here, here. 236 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:32,480 Joan, if you're not going to take this seriously, maybe you should leave. 237 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,020 Kind of hard to do that since this is my house. 238 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,380 Hmm, unprepared and defensive. 239 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,120 Who is this interloper, Sharon? 240 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,120 I'm a strict vegan. I thought you knew that. 241 00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:51,230 Oh, there's hummus. Just here, Miss Parker. 242 00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:54,350 I'm allergic to chickpeas. Didn't you get my food allergies list? 243 00:12:54,950 --> 00:12:59,470 But back to the book. Joan, there's nothing remotely allegorical about the 244 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:03,690 novel. If anything, it's in the realist tradition of Steinbeck. 245 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:08,810 Well, see, I was thinking that the Steinbeckanism probably kicks in around 246 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:09,810 201. 247 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,590 Steinbeckanism? Girl, you need to quit while you're ahead. That's not even a 248 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:14,590 word. 249 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:18,910 Please excuse me. 250 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,870 I have something to do in the kitchen. 251 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:23,690 Oh, hopefully something constructive like finishing the novel. 252 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:28,950 Allegory. Wait till I tell the author that. 253 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,890 You know, I caught him on speed dial. Let me see if I can get him. 254 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,250 Mama, was I wrong? 255 00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:37,710 I mean, Propecia is funny, right? 256 00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:41,610 I gotta go. Someone's here. Yeah, I'll see you on Sunday. 257 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,710 Yeah. Oh, you better save me some catfish. 258 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,130 Okay. 259 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:52,170 Girl, it's me, Jalen. Drop the pepper spray. 260 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,790 You're lucky you announced yourself because she was about to get it all up 261 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,730 here. Oh, all up in here. Yes, all up in the frontal. 262 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:02,009 What's up? 263 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,170 Well, I hope it's not too late, but I got some of your mail again. 264 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,450 Yeah, come on. Thanks. 265 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:06,910 Okay. Yeah. 266 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:09,990 You want some coffee? 267 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:13,350 Wait, you know what? I haven't unpacked the coffee maker. How about some tap 268 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,010 water? Same color as the coffee. 269 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:17,390 You know what? I'll pass. 270 00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:26,250 So, how was your date? 271 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:29,970 Oh, Lord, it went straight to hell before the dinner arrived. 272 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,870 Oh, if the guy was a loser, huh? 273 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:33,970 No, I think it was me. 274 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:35,750 I'm no business dating anybody. 275 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:38,730 Well, you're too beautiful to sit in the house. 276 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,770 Unless you're crazy, because you know what people say. 277 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:45,870 If a girl's halfway attractive and she doesn't have anybody, it's because she's 278 00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:48,030 nuts. Oh, really? Well, I may have proved them right tonight. 279 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,720 Oh, my God. 280 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,060 What, bad news? 281 00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:58,420 Not unexpected. 282 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,640 My divorce is final. 283 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:02,920 Oh. 284 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,100 Damn. 285 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:15,320 Oh, hey, look, I'll just go, you know? 286 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,580 No. 287 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,360 I don't think I could take another man walking out on me tonight. 288 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:24,800 Oh, Maya. 289 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,740 Where is Sharon Up Yours Farley now, huh? 290 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:37,140 Huh? I'm on page 463, and if this isn't allegorical, I don't know what the hell 291 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,580 is. This is allegory. 292 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,400 Jalen. Oh, my God. 293 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,260 Maya. No. 294 00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,600 Who's Jalen? 295 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,860 My neighbor from unit four. 296 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,780 Maya. Did you just have sex? 297 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,100 Uh, yes. 298 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,420 Well, then where is he? In my sofa bed. 299 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,840 Girl, you were right about one thing. I am thankful that I'm on that ground 300 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,360 floor because I was able to grab my purse and my keys and jump out the 301 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,360 window. 302 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,700 So you had sex. 303 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:23,950 You did use protection, right? 304 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,990 Girl, yes. It was Fort Knox up in there. 305 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,510 Don't do that. 306 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:30,790 Do not laugh, okay? 307 00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:33,790 Right? This is not about my body. This is about my soul. 308 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:36,090 I mean, I don't know why I slept with him. 309 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:39,790 Well, I mean, yes, I do. I need a comfort. But I don't sleep around, Joan. 310 00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:40,810 That's not what I do. 311 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:43,450 You know, I've never slept with anyone except Darnell. 312 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,330 I don't know what came over me. 313 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,710 I mean, I don't even have feelings for this guy. 314 00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:50,990 Sweetie. 315 00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,890 Welcome to being single. 316 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,930 I don't even know his last name. 317 00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:56,750 Welcome to being Lynn. 318 00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:07,030 Hello, William. 319 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:08,589 Monica! 320 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:12,390 I knew you'd come back. 321 00:17:12,609 --> 00:17:13,609 Did you? 322 00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,230 Yeah, I stole your passport. 323 00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:18,829 You don't think I'd bring a woman all the way to Italy and tell her the worst 324 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,790 possible news and let her walk out on me, do you? 325 00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:22,230 I'm not an idiot. 326 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,050 Yes, you are. 327 00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:26,030 You quit. 328 00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:28,290 I deserve that partnership. 329 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:31,830 They undervalued me at the firm. They gave me no choice but to quit, and I'm 330 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:36,590 going to apologize for it. William, I had a lot of time to think on my way to 331 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:37,590 the airport. 332 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:43,810 And when I was detained by customs because I didn't have my passport, I had 333 00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:44,810 time to think. 334 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:46,490 I have invested... 335 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,250 And I don't walk away empty -handed for my investments. 336 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:53,270 Well, I hope I'm more than that. 337 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,270 Of course you are. That's why I came back. Hello. 338 00:17:57,070 --> 00:18:00,130 Monica, is this your way of telling me that you love me? 339 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:03,090 William, I enjoy you. 340 00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:06,610 Love is a romantic notion. 341 00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,970 Even if it exists, it dissipates in less than a year. 342 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,410 What we have is real. 343 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,090 We're a team. 344 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,890 So, I'm going to give you another chance. 345 00:18:19,929 --> 00:18:23,110 Again. And you're the only man that I've ever given that many chances to. 346 00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:26,070 Oh, Monica, you do love me. 347 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,450 Don't get mushy and blow it, William. 348 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:30,790 Because this really is your last chance. 349 00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:33,010 So be a good boy. 350 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,850 You know I love it when you talk like Mama. 351 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,340 Maya, we... can't avoid each other forever. 352 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,240 We can try. 353 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,300 Come on. 354 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:57,880 Listen, Jalen, okay, about last week, when I... Jumped out of the window? 355 00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:58,940 yeah. 356 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,079 It's cool. 357 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,800 All right, I get it. I wasn't trying to be your rebound guy. 358 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,920 I was just trying to be a good neighbor. You know, bring your mail. 359 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,620 I didn't mean to lick your envelope. 360 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:15,880 Come on, lighten up. All right, let's laugh about it. 361 00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,980 Hell, I need to. I never made a woman jump out of a window before. 362 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,480 Okay. 363 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,100 So just neighbors, right? 364 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,040 Strictly. 365 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,260 Now, if I come over to borrow some sugar, I'm talking about the stuff you 366 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,800 your cereal, not the stuff you put on me last week. 367 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,420 Oh, see, now you got jokes, right? 368 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,700 Okay, whatever. 369 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 See you around. 370 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,100 Unit 8. 371 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,660 Okay. Unit 4. 372 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,940 Oh, good night, Miss Farley. 373 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,340 Joan. 374 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,600 8 .57. 375 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,660 Half day, huh? 376 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,080 I finished the book. 377 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:09,240 And? And it was good. 378 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,680 I liked it. 379 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,240 That's all you have to say. 380 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,040 I think it's best that way. 381 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:20,540 Miss Clayton, we're discussing the red tent next week. 382 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,220 Wouldn't miss it.